• Age shall not weary them, nor the years condem. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them #
• We will remember them #
• civilisation arrives in Glasgow in the form of Waitrose. I'm feeling happier alrwady #
• at the moment a lecture on vampires seems a better option than the rain of Glasgow that will be encountered in the by-election #glasgowne #
• off to locate some tories in #glasgowne. labour win by 5000+ me thinks #
• this election coverage on the bbc is hilarious. trust me: Scotland is not as bad as those appearing on the TV #
• speeches to be in alphabetical order: staged walkoff to take place when bnp make speech #glasgowne #
• is that cigarette smoke rising the bbc studio. bbc flouting law #glasgowne #
• job done by scottish tories. deposit to be returned – just #glasgowne #

• goodness me first shift back was a killer. now on to more important things such as beer o clock with X-Factor and Casulty… #
• 12 hours of sleep and a record month on Green's Diary – excellent news #
• Czech president signs Lisbon Treaty. Cameron doing news conference tomorrow – bury bad news day as Kelly reports as well. #
• lack of blogging today can be explained by the very busy day – tomorrow & Thursday are going to be the same #
• so far speaker Bercow best at #pmqs #
• here we go awkward block has a go #pmqs #
• pm: "i favour votes at 16, we should consult the public on it". – hopefully tories win election before he gets the chance to consult #pmqs #
• RT @torybear:"Votes for 16 is a moronic idea unless they are employed. Those paying tax should get a vote, those at school – certainly not." #
• house not so happy about £100,000 salary #
• Colonial Casino is go. Let the festivities commence #
• thanks to @Tcat – my 100th follower #
• the clear up operation commences after the second instalment of Colonial Casino #

• Support Royal British Legion, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/4AZ9S0 #
• the quality of @r4today seems to have significantly dropped since the arrival of Evan Davis and Justin Webb in reply to r4today #
• more u-turns: RT @BBCLauraK: Govt is to reduce scale of cutbacks to TA – statement in Commons at 3.30 #
• Osborne is right (according to yougov panelists) http://pic.gd/47e8ce #
• the regatta of dreams continues: double sausage supper followed a nice ale and a little light reading for the evening #
• off out to campaign for Glasgow North East byelection and guess what? it's raining! #
• epic fail of a day with technology. great when it works, not so much when it doesn't #
• the old chesnut that is duvet cover instalation is trying my paitence yet again #
• good move by HM govt: sell off money making rock and keep bad bit so it costs taxpayers even more – great move gordy #
• unbelievable. my local hospital is getting a new staff room but they still don't have proper bed cover tissue dispensers #
• RT @TimMontgomerie: "Please follow @DanHannanMEP, he has joined Twitter!" #
• en route to Turnberry Hotel for an evening of fine food and drink #
• Excellent evening at Turnberry. A regatta of dreams superb food & company #
• RT @bbcbreaking: "Professor David Nutt, the government's chief drug adviser, is sacked after criticising http://shortText.com/d0mkzow1x #

• oh dear: RT @EricPickles: "David Cameron announces that he will look at all women short lists for parliamentary candidates in the new year" #
• the culinary excellence of Colonial House has surpassed itself once again this evening #
• RT @politicshomeuk: Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Al Megrahi dies – Sky News reports #
• still can't work out what all the fuss is about the bnp and quesion time. they're just as extreme as ukip and the greens #

• great evening with glasgow uni tories. good to see the new members getting involved #
• gearing up for Glasgow North East social action project: compassionate Conservatism in action #
• such a lazy day. just what one required #
• jacqui Smith gets slap on wrist for dodgy second home designation – statement in commons later #
• physio now, really can't be bothered #
• RT @TimMontgomerie: "Breaking News >>> Brown ordered to repay more than £12,000 in expenses" #
• time for a film to round off the day. (only 2 dinners this evening) #
• RT @LibDemPress: @LibDems have requested urgent question and debate on preventing reporting of parliament. #Trafigura #
• victory for the blogsphere in the Guardian gagging order carry on. yet again the blogsphere proves it's importance #
• expect to see a car crash in ewan mcgregor's upcoming film "the last word" – it's being filmed round the corner from my flat #
• how does one aquire an alotment in Glasgow? #
• typical labour tactics: defence report released 1 hour before debate on it, speaker Bercow rightly angry about it #
• am out this evening so will miss the griffin on #bbcqt. interesting decision by tories to put baroness warsi up (btw no 5 a day today) #
• http://is.gd/4lshQ lol #

• we need a third Irish referendum so we can take an average #
• shambles of a tory meeting for youth wing this morning #
• watching bond on ITV – dreams #
• Pickles opens conference with the words "my dear chums" #cpc09 #
• day today – blogging will be light at best #
• today's socialist stand outside the union is a petition that reads "troops out"- some things never change #
• and so the evening's entertainment begins: history society quiz #
• won the aforementioned quiz. (by 1 point). well played team vanguard #
• when did celtic civilisation become history of art? #
• Obama speech now being shown in lecture – whatever next #
• my goodness there's some junk on Later Live with Jools #
• I want to type 'Declaration of Independence' but the computer wants 'December of Independence'! #
• back to 1997? http://bit.ly/3IkXVZ #
• RT @toryrascal: "Ruth Davison at Stonewall Fringe – "this is more than a hug-a-homo moment." #cpc09" #
• epic fail with dinner. burnt chips, tasteless egg, rubbish bacon and awful sausages. That's what happens when you try and make things simple #
• extra staging coming into hall, will Dave have the PPCs behind him or will he have the shadow cabinet? #
• Cameron arrives at conference centre for his big speech #
• how will the 2,000 accredited journos view the speech? #cpc09 #
• RT @TimMontgomerie: Iain Duncan Smith will be a minister in next government #cpc09 http://bit.ly/YDAX1 #
• here we go #cpc09 #gdlive #
• Hague to introduce the shadow cabinet #cpc09 #gdlive #
• what the hell is bonno doing there? #cpc09 #gdlive #
• intro to Dave seems to be all about the dave show, talk about stage manage #cpc09 #gdlive #
• Dave's greatest hits now playing out in hall #cpc09 #gdlive #
• and he he is #cpc09 #gdlive #
• strong start #cpc09 #gdlive #
• good to see Afghanistan top headline #cpc09 #gdlive #
• war cabinet from day 1, need for credible strategy. send more soilders and then we bring them back home #cpc09 #gdlive #
• standing ovation for soldiers serving #cpc09 #gdlive #
• we have won the argument on the economy and spending – that is the sucess we'e achieved this year #cpc09 #gdlive #
• "more govt got us into mess" Labour is wrong, we need less govt #cpc09 #gdlive #
• approach that the government can sort every problem is bad #cpc09 #gdlive #
• solve our problems not with bigger government, but with stronger society, by rebuilding responsibility #cpc09 #gdlive #
• whilst the tories are being serious about fixing the country, Labour are playing bingo http://tinyurl.com/yavz3mr #cpc09 #gdlive #
• #cpc09 is now biggest trending topic on twitter #cpc09 #gdlive #
• RT @BBCLauraK: Here is Cameron's overall argument – big government is the problem not the solution #cpc09 #
• do we have a twitter tsar? no.. yet, #cpc09 is biggest subject on twitter in the world #cpc09 #gdlive #
• lots of nice chat about how wrong things are, but quite light on policies, very similar to 1997 #cpc09 #gdlive #
• RT @torybear: Weak spin from @KerryMP saying it's because she is is slagging of tories that they are trending. #cpc09 #gdlive #
• thanks IDS, he can't be at conference as his wife is ill with cancer #cpc09 #gdlive #
• this is completely diff from last week, Brown started well then faded, Dave is going well. helps with the party on side! #cpc09 #gdlive #
• Labour tweets going on about poshness of Dave's voice -game set and match on politics then #cpc09 #gdlive #
• "got to stop treating adults like children and children like adults." sound #cpc09 #gdlive #
• children & adults line best yet #cpc09 #gdlive #
• RT @TimMontgomerie: Tribute to Margaret Tebbit is an appropriate nod in Norman's direction #cpc09 http://bit.ly/YDAX1 #cpc09 #gdlive #
• "I am passionate about our Union and I will never do anything to put it at risk" #cpc09 #gdlive #
• "we will sweep the whole rotten edifice away" #cpc09 #gdlive #
• next topic: politics #cpc09 #gdlive #
• deliberate reference to Blair, the speech is very New Labouresq #cpc09 #gdlive #
• "we will reward those who take responsibility, and care for those who can’t." #cpc09 #gdlive #
• now in conclusion #cpc09 #gdlive #
• "you made it happen" – we are on a journey. he beliewves, we believe #cpc09 #gdlive #
• that is what you call a speech, a bit light on policy, but the right direction nevertheless #cpc09 #gdlive #
• is it a speech that will drive on Tories to fight? no, but it was an argument, not a policy announcement #cpc09 #gdlive #
• Eric Pickles on BBC News: "I thought the speech was the best bit" – hows that for question dodging? #cpc09 #gdlive #
• BBC News channel: "even President Obama uses an autocue" – you bet he does. he's lost without it #
• heating went on last night. Will I beat last year's record bill? #
• having immense fun with speechbreaker take a look for yourself http://tinyurl.com/yldgcxh #
• Nobel Peace Prize reaches new lows: http://tinyurl.com/yf4d5ph #

• Spurs V Everton Carling cup 4th round #
• tie of the round: Aresnal v Liverpool #
• no compulsory ID cards in next parliament, weell that's true – it's a Tory policy! #lab09 #gdlive #
• "all British forces will always have all the equipment they need and the best support we can give. " absolute coblers #lab09 #gdlive #
• "Because if you’ve changed one life you’ve changed the world. " ah now we know how Gordon saved the world #lab09 #gdlive #
• how on earth doe she plan on funding all these initiatives? presumably more borrowing #lab09 #gdlive #
• another referendum pledge – wonder what happened to the last one #lab09 #gdlive #
• he comes the climax of the speech, an attack on the tories, a bit of crowd winding up, just a few minutes + curtain will fall #lab09 #gdlive #
• RT @dizzy_thinks: 1997 Labour manifesto : "We are committed to a referendum on the voting system for the House of Commons." #lab09 #gdlive #
• no no the NHS is still unaffordable that's why we're in so much debt #lab09 #gdlive #
• Labour given back future to country: WHAT???? #lab09 #gdlive #
• …and we choose to vote get rid of you! #lab09 #gdlive #
• pathetic. complete lies and stolen policies. He's dead, but Labour might survive they've had 12yrs to do all these things #lab09 #gdlive #
• RT @toryradio: #lab09 – Brothers, go back to your constituencies…. and prepare for opposition #gdlive #
• RT @henrymacrory: http://twitpic.com/jlr5j – The final word… #lab09 #gdlive #
• let the fight commence. Labour are not the push over some think they are. Tories need to keep fighting #lab09 #gdlive #
• RT @YouGov: "+ + + 63% of those who saw Brown's speech rated it 'good' or 'excellent' + + + http://www.yougov.co.uk/today/ #lab09" #
• been out for the evening an dphone died of bat, but OMG The SUN!!! will have full reaction and analysis on the blog during Tuesday #
• RT @samuelcoates: "The long-awaited blue smoke is now billowing from Sun's HQ (literally) – http://j.mp/Gy3hn" #
• sitting in hospital for over 1hr now. it's only a checkup. this NHS is a complete disgrace #
• busy today, mass blogging this evening #
• Brown's speech analysis finally published http://tinyurl.com/yavv5uk #
• my TV signal has a mind of it's own. just turned off again. it's just pathetic #
• good to see the old chum @ericpickles has joined twitter #

• dinner consumed. xbox then 1st debate of year #
• watching debate on euhanasia. so far no big points mostly boring #
• a nice relaxing sunday continues with sunday lunch #
• appauling performance by the Spurs. let's hope it doesn't all fall apart from here #
• why do student finance need more info from me? come on this is beyond a nonsense now. get it sorted #
• too many students doing pointless courses at silly institutions so now my finance is delayed. the system is a disgrace #
• there seems to be a sudden power cut in the library. hilarious scenes of people not realy knowing what to do! #
• RT @toryradio: "Rain promised all week for the west coast of Scotland. Shurely shome mishtake!" #
• what was a lecture theatre seems to have become a sauna. consequently i may lose some weight over the next hour! #
• my goodness it's a dull day thus far #
• Baroness Scotland continues to dig http://is.gd/3z5oX #
• devasting news: chas & dave to split up #
• The Choir on BBC2 proves communities can and DO work. writing blogpost on it, will publish tomorrow #
• tory coffee morning commences in Ayr #
• coffee morning with Chris Grayling finished. nearly time for lunch #
• can't decide what's worse: Obama or Clegg? #ldconf #
• does Clegg think he sounds clever with nonsense like "progressive austerity"? what a joke #ldconf #
• parish notice: testing new blog software on the mobile, please ignore test posts over next 1/2 hour #
• excellent news: new mobile blog app seems to work, can now do posting without constant internet connection = less battery usage = good news! #
• RT @politicshomeuk: "Baroness Scotland's former housekeeper Loloahi Tapui arrested http://bit.ly/aDo7K" #
• ever wondered what happened to Susan Boyle? she's doing history at Glasgow, but probably not the same Susan! #
• Eric Pickles on Any Questions this Friday (via @joswinson) let's hope it's not as bad as last outing on the debacle that was Question Time #
• should I go for it? http://bit.ly/15xghb #
• MPs expenses leaked to Telegraph because of soilders' anger at lack of equipment and Brown's £36/month sky sports subscription http://bi … #
• John Smeaton to stand in Glasgow North East as anti sleaze candidate http://tinyurl.com/ycn3997 #
• kitchen floor washed, lecture now then entrance hall #
• why is an episode of tom & jerry being shown before a history lecture? there are some things i will never understand #
• Green's Diary is experiencing a server breakdown. more info here: http://tinyurl.com/yb6lwh8 #

• Man city 4 – 2 Arsenal. Excellent news! #
• well, you win some, you lose some #
• here commences the annual festival of British patriotism. compulsive viewing for all British subjects #
• Good to see a number of people tuned into the Proms. BBC1 NOW if you value yourself as a British Citizen! #
• intruiged as to what rifler and floor polisher means in the proms program #
• fantastic. that's what thje proms are about #bbcproms #
• wow! Alison Balsom, what a trumpeter #bbcproms #
• ooo this is interesting – certainly Gershwin! #bbcproms #
• RT @TheRedRag: Rory doesn't know his Arne form his Elgar #bbcproms #
• this is most definitely Handel at his best #bbc proms #
• stand up, tune in, fly the flag, it's time to get involved! let's sing it for Queen and country #bbcproms #
• fantastic! Proud to be British #bbcproms #
• to David Robertson (the conductor): hear hear! a true gentleman #bbcproms #
• the tears are pouring. simply fantastic. Take that you republican scum bags! #bbcproms #
• that's my British pride topped up for a while. let's hope fantasia on British sea songs returns next year #bbcproms #
• that was simply extraordinary. the best last night by far. BBC is salute you. #bbcproms #
• RT @TimMontgomerie: Watch Rory Bremner's six minute comical review of the summer's political events http://is.gd/3euSG #
• Thatcher in Scotland prog BBC4 – nationalism is result of closing industry lack of education qualifactions now is result from jobs los … #
• freshers fair day 1: rediculously early start start #
• shattered after freshers fair day 1. excellent reception to the Party for Change though #
• struggling to keep awake. am gettng too old for all this freshers fair festivity #
• result: free burger and chips at curlers. a well deserved lunch break #
• and now for the data entry which will take ages as we have lots of new members #
• good result for the Rangers. shame the scum of north london managed to rescue a late victory though #
• lost my voice overnight. the end is nigh #

• settling down to an evening of BBC1 TV #
• dinner arrives – excellent news! #
• Alan Duncan sacked from the shadow cabinet after comments about MPs living on rations #
• in some considerable pain with the hip right now and the next dose of medication isn't until morning #
• am walking now – sort of. recovery seems to be going quite well #
• fresher's equipment arrives for Tory stand, the beginnings of another year #
• light falling down in the bathroom, no milk, no bread in the house. not a good day so far #

• curently experiencing unprecedented pain in the hip on a constant basis #
• New blog post: #
• thank goodness for soccer saturday. takes my mind off the pain #
• Spurs keep 100% record – best ever start to season since 1960-1 #
• it would seem there is nerve damage in my leg – ive lost feeling since the operation. the pain continues #
• watching riverdance – what a fantastic production of song, dance, light and music #
• Cameron, Clegg, Brown approval ratings now included in poll feature on Green's Diary http://bit.ly/eGoh #
• the complete 1st series of The Office on BBC2 this evening – dreams! #
• coming up at 6pm on the Green's Diary: the Police break the law in three ways at once #
• looking forward to highlights of this year's military tatoo starting now on BBC1 Scotland #
• all documents relating to Lockerbie Bomber release to be published tomorrow afternoon. presumably all necessary coverups are complete #
• what a suprise – looks like Lockerbie documents will be released after lunchtime news #
• Scottish Executive website seems to be down – wonder why? #
• RT @Conservatives: David Cameron has dismissed Gordon Brown's denial of double dealing before the release of Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi a … #
• RT @ladpolitics: "Nigel Farage is 4/1 2 oust Bercow in Buckingham. UKIP leader announces he'll stand http://shortText.com/jp73noafs #
• BREAKING NEWS: Chealsea FC fined and banned from signing new players for 18 months http://bit.ly/Hb8xF #
• The war may well be won on the ground but it's the helicopters that get the troops out fast when they come under attack #
• from this speach it appears everything is wonderful in Afghanistan. I know from troops on the ground that they have no idea what the str … #

• un'wining' after a 12 hour shift at work. when will these weddings stop!? #
• stacey, essex, talent, xfactor: all in the same sentence. surely not!! #
• Scottish Paliament = overpowerful county council. SNP = jumped up pressure group. Why has parliament been recalled to repeat the statement? #
• and so to hospital. over and out for a while! #
• freedom is on the horizon #
• freedom! now the long recovery commences #
• recovery day 2: pain still bad but at least I'm home #
• dinner – excellet news! #

• back to the internet after a week away from it all #
• Support #Conservative, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://twibbon.com/join/Conservative #
• light blogging this week as I'm preparing to go into hospital next week for hip operation #
• have Spurs reached the highest pace they'll be all season? #
• on Green's Diary today: ConHome agrees with me on Cameron, the disgrace of the lockerbie bomer and defections on Enfield Council #
• commoners will be commoners… #

• I've updated my Justice Part III article now that the CPS has responded to my FOI request: http://bit.ly/LVjil #
• Support #Conservatives, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://twibbon.com/join/Conservatives #
• excellent day: plants potted, flat cleaned, dinner consumed and tomorrow's roast already prepared. dreams #
• a jolly afternoon ahead of ice cream selling at the ayrshire Tories summer garden party #
• strike up the band! and the gates are open first ice cream sold #
• Glasgow University Conservatives have a new website http://bit.ly/G0nFy #
• en route to the grandparents for dinner following a good day: now have tv working in every room at the flat #
• how the Euro is creeping into Britain http://bit.ly/3oYxGx #
• Ronnie Biggs to be released on 'compasionate grounds': the government gives in. this is a travesty of justice. more later #

• very busy weekend with work, will try to get back to the blog today after a 3 week absense #
• bbc news headline: "England set to be awarded the 2015 rugby world cup". has the pc brigade now banned competion in real sport as well? #
• Ester Rantzen proves 'celebrities' shouldn't do politics, on R4 she had no idea of the reason why she is standing in Luton #
• keep up to date with the latest from the blog by joining Green's Diary on Facebook http://bit.ly/35Y50j #
• fantastic tunes on steve wright's show today Kung Fu fighting currently playing #
• Labour got more money than the tories yet they are losing proving money doesn't always lead to happiness! #
• out for a spot of leafletting in Glasgow NE this evening and i can confirm it is grim #
• http://pic.gd/c23f8b it would seem that after 8 months the landlord finally agrees that there is a problem in my building #
• just returned from the garden centre where plants for the flat and garden were purchased #

• that's a week or so and no pdate on the blog. ill have to deal with that today #
• it would seem my medication levels are again insufficient. i have only been alive for 2 decades why am i falling apart? #
• will i ever learn how to put a duvet cover on quickly without it causing hassle? #
• so here it is then: tories to take norwich by 1500 plus majority that being an educated guess based on knowlwdge from the ground. #
• 7348 majority for the tories, congratulations to Chloe and her campaign team #

• blasted landlords, they do nothing for 7 months and then decide there is a serious problem with the building. unbelievable #
• at last the landlord calls and says not to worry problem does not affect my flat – excellent news #
• at last a day off work after a busy week… time to relax me thinks #
• that'll teach me. im now not off work as someone called in sick. oh well ill jus hav to wait till wednesday for a full day off #

I tend to update my Twitter by text when I’m away from my desk, but now I have a new phone I can install a proper appliation to do this. The best I have found is called Twikini. It works on the Windows Mobile platform  and I am yet to find any bugs in it. It is fast, and feature rich, so if you’re looking for a Twitter app you can use on the move, then look no further than Twikini.

Incidently, if you want to follow me on Twitter you can do so by following this link: www.twitter.com/stewartgreen

You may have read in my Twitter feed last week that I was working on a little feature for the website which shows the latest opinion poll data. This is now live and you can see it on the right of the screen. It is of course a working progress and the graphics in particular will continue to be worked on.